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ultrafacts:

mitchgibson2112:

ultrafacts:

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I never said she stole my money!i NEVER said she stole my money!i never SAID she stole my money!i never said SHE stole my money!i never said she STOLE my money!i never said she stole MY money!i never said she stole my MONEY!
Whoa. Weird! I read those all in my head!

Also, Here’s another interesting one. A professor once wrote “A woman without her man is nothing” on a board
The professor told his class to correctly punctuate the sentence. The males in the classroom wrote, “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women in the class wrote, “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” With just a simple change in punctuation, the entire meaning of the sentence was changed in an instant.

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god


themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

wes-eskimo:

Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

BUST IT WIDE OPEN GIRL